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Funny Leave Applications......Must Read.

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It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. ..........

Just Read It.


The Leave Applications;)



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Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."




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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: 

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

 
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

 
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

 
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 
 

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