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'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer :)

 

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Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer…..

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status
: what?

Birthday
: The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age
: 10111          1111                 111

Here for
: web browsing in company hours.

Children
: can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity
: Programmer.

Languages I speak
: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion
: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view
: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor
: weekly.

Fashion
: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking
: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking
: The first is this.

Pets
: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown
: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage
: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???


Passions
: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports
: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities
: Are you crazy?

Books
: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

Music
: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows
: can't afford one.

Cuisines
: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle....


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