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April Fool's day Wishes


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With Lots Of Love
Sachin Haldankar.


Funny Letter :)


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With Lots Of Love
Sachin Haldankar.


Mr. Bean in Avataar :)





Imagine how Mr. Bean would have looked in Avatar :))










 



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With Lots Of Love
Sachin Haldankar.

You can access all these programs by going through START/RUN




Run Commands In Windows XP - Info
You can access all these programs by going through START/RUN or Simply Click Windows Key+R


* SQL Client Configuration - cliconfg
* System Configuration Editor - sysedit
* System Configuration Utility - msconfig
* System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately)- sfc /scannow
* System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot)- sfc /scanonce
* System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) - sfc /scanboot
* System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting)- sfc /revert
* System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache)- sfc /purgecache
* System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x)-sfc/cachesize=x
* System Information - msinfo32.
* Task Manager ¬ taskmgr
* System Properties - sysdm.cpl
* Task Manager ¬ taskmgr
* TCP Tester - tcptest
* Telnet Client - telnet
* Tweak UI (if installed) - tweakui
* User Account Management- nusrmgr.cpl
* Utility Manager - utilman
* Windows Address Book - wab
* Windows Address Book Import Utility - wabmig
* Windows Backup Utility (if installed)- ntbackup
* Windows Explorer - explorer
* Windows Firewall- firewall.cpl
* Windows Magnifier- magnify
* Windows Management Infrastructure - wmimgmt.msc
* Windows Media Player - wmplayer
* Windows Messenger - msmsgs
* Windows Picture Import Wizard (need camera connected)- wiaacmgr
* Windows System Security Tool ¬ syskey
* Windows Update Launches - wupdmgr
* Windows Version (to show which version of windows)- winver
* Windows XP Tour Wizard - tourstart
* Wordpad - write
* Password Properties - password.cpl
* Performance Monitor - perfmon.msc
* Phone and Modem Options - telephon.cpl
* Phone Dialer - dialer
* Pinball Game - pinball
* Power Configuration - powercfg.cpl
* Printers and Faxes - control printers
* Printers Folder ¬ printers
* Private Character Editor - eudcedit
* Quicktime (If Installed)- QuickTime.cpl
* Real Player (if installed)- realplay
* Regional Settings - intl.cpl
* Registry Editor - regedit
* Registry Editor - regedit32
* Remote Access Phonebook - rasphone
* Remote Desktop - mstsc
* Removable Storage - ntmsmgr.msc
* Removable Storage Operator Requests - ntmsoprq.msc
* Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) - rsop.msc
* Scanners and Cameras - sticpl.cpl
* Scheduled Tasks - control schedtasks
* Security Center - wscui.cpl
* Services - services.msc
* Shared Folders - fsmgmt.msc
* Shuts Down Windows - shutdown
* Sounds and Audio - mmsys.cpl
* Spider Solitare Card Game - spider
* Malicious Software Removal Tool - mrt
* Microsoft Access (if installed) - access.cpl
* Microsoft Chat - winchat
* Microsoft Excel (if installed) - excel
* Microsoft Frontpage (if installed)- frontpg
* Microsoft Movie Maker - moviemk
* Microsoft Paint - mspaint
* Microsoft Powerpoint (if installed)- powerpnt
* Microsoft Word (if installed)- winword
* Microsoft Syncronization Tool - mobsync
* Minesweeper Game - winmine
* Mouse Properties - control mouse
* Mouse Properties - main.cpl
* Nero (if installed)- nero
* Netmeeting - conf
* Network Connections - control netconnections
* Network Connections - ncpa.cpl
* Network Setup Wizard - netsetup.cpl
* Notepad - notepad
* Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed)- nvtuicpl.cpl
* Object Packager - packager
* ODBC Data Source Administrator- odbccp32.cpl
* On Screen Keyboard - osk
* Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) - ac3filter.cpl
* Outlook Express - msimn
* Paint ¬ pbrush
* Keyboard Properties - control keyboard
* IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration) - ipconfi/all
* IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents)- ipconfig /displaydns
* IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents)- ipconfig /flushdns
* IP Configuration (Release All Connections)- ipconfig /release
* IP Configuration (Renew All Connections)- ipconfig /renew
* IP Configuration(RefreshesDHCP&Re-RegistersDNS)-ipconfig/registerdns
* IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID)- ipconfig/showclassid
* IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID)- ipconfig /setclassid
* Java Control Panel (If Installed)- jpicpl32.cpl
* Java Control Panel (If Installed)- javaws
* Local Security Settings - secpol.msc
* Local Users and Groups - lusrmgr.msc
* Logs You Out Of Windows - logoff.....
* Accessibility Controls - access.cpl
* Accessibility Wizard - accwiz
* Add Hardware - Wizardhdwwiz.cpl
* Add/Remove Programs - appwiz.cpl
* Administrative Tools control - admintools
* Adobe Acrobat (if installed) - acrobat
* Adobe Designer (if installed)- acrodist
* Adobe Distiller (if installed)- acrodist
* Adobe ImageReady (if installed)- imageready
* Adobe Photoshop (if installed)- photoshop
* Automatic Updates - wuaucpl.cpl
* Bluetooth Transfer Wizard ¬ fsquirt
* Calculator - calc
* Certificate Manager - certmgr.msc
* Character Map - charmap
* Check Disk Utility - chkdsk
* Clipboard Viewer - clipbrd
* Command Prompt - cmd
* Component Services - dcomcnfg
* Computer Management - compmgmt.msc
* Control Panel - control
* Date and Time Properties - timedate.cpl
* DDE Shares - ddeshare
* Device Manager - devmgmt.msc
* Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)- directx.cpl
* Direct X Troubleshooter- dxdiag
* Disk Cleanup Utility- cleanmgr
* Disk Defragment- dfrg.msc
* Disk Management- diskmgmt.msc
* Disk Partition Manager- diskpart
* Display Properties- control desktop
* Display Properties- desk.cpl
* Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)- control color
* Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility- drwtsn32
* Driver Verifier Utility- verifier
* Event Viewer- eventvwr.msc
* Files and Settings Transfer Tool- migwiz
* File Signature Verification Tool- sigverif
* Findfast- findfast.cpl
* Firefox (if installed)- firefox
* Folders Properties- control folders
* Fonts- control fonts
* Fonts Folder- fonts
* Free Cell Card Game- freecell
* Game Controllers- joy.cpl
* Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)- gpedit.msc
* Hearts Card Game- mshearts
* Help and Support- helpctr
* HyperTerminal- hypertrm
* Iexpress Wizard- iexpress
* Indexing Service- ciadv.msc
* Internet Connection Wizard- icwconn1
* Internet Explorer- iexplore
* Internet Setup Wizard- inetwiz
* Internet Properties- inetcpl.cpl

Pune IPL Jersey - T-shirt :)


For More Marathi Kavita, Marathi Jokes, Marathi Charolya, Lekh scraps, Stories, Greetings, Sahitya etc
Please Visit: http://mannmajhe.blogspot.com/

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With Lots Of Love
Sachin Haldankar.



Terrific Tongue Twisters to Twist Your Tongue



Terrific Tongue Twisters to Twist Your Tongue :P



1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!



2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

6. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

7.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

8. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

9. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

 

10. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

11. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

12. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

13. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

14. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

15. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

16. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.


Indian Paintings


kuchh nahi







How often have you asked a friend, who is visiting you in the evening,"What will you have?" and been told " Kuch nai"-- Kuch nai ? ---  Especially --- from the friend's wife?
 
And now, this Indian from England has come up with the appropriate response: He promptly pulls out THIS bottle!!

Please note the name he has given his distillery!

True 'INDIAN' - the land of five rivers, where more Scotch flows every night than is produced in Scotland!!!


HUSBAND AND WIFE - FUNNY JOKES........ :)

Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!!

                                                  

1) Wife:   Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

Husband:    Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...
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2) Husband:    Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang:    Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
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3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se:   Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab:    Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
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4) Wife:    Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se):    Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife:    Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
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5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband:   De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
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6) An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL:    Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl:     Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
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7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage:     It is self-defense
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8)Wife:     You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling:    When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife:     You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling:    Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?
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9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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10) Teacher:      Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student:      MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA
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11) Husband 2 Wife :       Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband :     Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife :      Abbe gin ne to De
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12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
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13)Wife:      yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband:      yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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15)Husband:    u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:     Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-     Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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For More Marathi Kavita, Marathi Jokes, Marathi Charolya, Lekh scraps, Stories, Greetings, Sahitya etc
Please Visit: http://mannmajhe.blogspot.com/

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With Lots Of Love
Sachin Haldankar.

Sardar's slippers =====


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONE I HAVE SEEN TILL DATE ... :D
Sardar's slippers outside a Gurdwara
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