11 Shah Rukh Khan Dialogues To Solve Every Problem In Life

 1. When you experience failure

 "Haar ke jeetne wale ko hi baazigar kehte hai."

2. When your girl/boyfriend wants to break up with you

 "Hum ek baar jeete hai, ek baar marte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar ek baar hi hota hai."

3. When you make a big blunder

"Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai Senorita."

4. When you really want that dream job

 "Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho to puri kainath usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."

5. When your wife nags you about your drinking

 "Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake."

6. When you're in a dilemma whether to spend that last bit of your salary on that expensive bag or gadget

 "Aaj, aaj ek hasi aur baant lo, aaj ek dua aur maang lo, aaj ek ansoon aur pee lo, aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, aaj, kya pata, kal ho naa ho."

7. When you are stuck in a sarkaari daftar

 "Don't underestimate the power of a common man."

8. When people write you off

 "Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost."

9. When you lose out on that cards game (or whatever is it you like playing!).

"Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hai. Winners and losers. Lekin zindagi har loser ko woh ek mauka zaroor deti hai jis mein woh winner ban sakta hai."

10. When you can't decide which stream to take in high school or what course to pick for higher studies

 "Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho, kuch haasil karna ho, kuch jeetna ho toh hamesha dil ki suno. Aur agar dil bhi koi jawab na de toh aankhen band karke apni maa aur papa ka naam lo. Phir dekhna har manzil paar kar jaoge, har mushkil aasaan ho jayegi. Jeet tumhari hogi, sirf tumhari."

11. When you've broken that traffic signal

 "Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai."

आंतरजालावरून साभार - ई-मेल फॉरवर्ड - आभार - लेखक / कवी

Inspiration from Regina Brett

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. Save for retirement, starting with your first paycheck.
9. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
11. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
12. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
13. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
14. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
15. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
16. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
17. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
18. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
19. Burn the candles; use the nice sheets; wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
20. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
21. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
22. The most important sex organ is the brain.
23. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
24. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
25. Forgive everyone everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
30. Believe in miracles.
31. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
32. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
33. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
34. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
35. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
36. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
37. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
40. The best is yet to come.
41. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.
42. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
43. If you don't ask, you don't get.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

आंतरजालावरून साभार - ई-मेल फॉरवर्ड - आभार - लेखक / कवी

Shahrukh khan's ---Really Rare collections

How to Stay Young N Happy..

Dont stay late in office.... very Interesting (Chetan Bhagat)]

Nice and true story for Chetan Bhagat....

 

Read it when you have time.

Very nice mail for people working late night.  

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Richa opened her mail box and saw a new mail from new person

 

Hi Richa,

 

I see you every night sitting in the office till very late. Don't you have friends? Don't you feel like talking to your roommate? You should not sit very late in the office, this is a genuine advice from me.

 

Thanks,

Rahul Mehra

 

After reading the mail, Richa was very angry on the sender. She simply deleted the mail and said to herself "who is he to give me any advice". She again got back to her work.

 

After that night, every night Rahul would keep sending her mails and Richa would simply delete them without even reading the content of the mail. But one fine night the subject line attracted her and she had to open the mail.

 

The subject line of the mail was "Hi Gorgeous".

 

Hi Gorgeous,

 

Yes today you are looking very gorgeous in this red saree. I know you don't read my mails as you don't like the advices I give you. 

So today I won't give you any advice, I will just say that I am love with you.  You know you are very beautiful and if you take care of yourself many men will fall in love with you.

I am sure someday you will also fall in love with me. And then we will go out for a date.

 

Oh before I end the mail I must tell you that the best thing about is that smile. Or is it those intense which needs some sleep at the moment.

 

Take care dear.

Love you.

Rahul Mehra.

 

After reading the mail she was shocked. A person she had never met, never seen, never spoke to was saying that he was in love with her. She started thinking was this always in his mind. How did he get her id? Where had he seen her? Many questions like this came in her mind. Finally she thought of giving a warning and replied to his mail.

 

Hi Rahul,

I don't want to spoil your career but if you don't stop sending me mails I will raise an ASHI against you.

 

Thanks and Regards,

Richa Jain

 

After this mail, the mails from Rahul stopped coming in Richa's inbox. She thought that finally Rahul has got scared and won't be mailing her again.

 

After several nights, Richa was resting on her chair and her eyes closed. When she opened her eyes she saw Rahul's mail in her mailbox.

 

Hi Gorgeous,

With your closed eyes you were dreaming about me, right? Oh sorry for not sending any mails in the last few days.

I was a little busy. I am sure you would have missed me a lot. 

One more thing before I forget I want to say that I am not scared of ASHI. An ASHI can't be a reason to stop loving you.

 

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

Richa was twisting her hair and putting them behind her ears. At that moment itself another mail came from Rahul,

 

 Hi Gorgeous,

Now stop playing with your hair and leave the office, it is very late.

 

Love.

Rahul Mehra

 

 Richa was shocked as to how did this person know what she was doing on her desk. She got up to check whether anyone was there in her floor but could find only empty cubicles. She thought maybe he made a wild guess and decided to leave the office before leaving she saw another mail from Rahul.

 

Hi Richa,

Searching for me??? You have started falling in love with me. J

 

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

Richa was shocked and scared to hell. She simply switched off her machine and ran outside the office. In the next few days she would not open any mails sent by Rahul. One night a mail with subject line "Don't be scared of me" came to her mailbox. First she thought to ignore the mail then she thought let's see what has Rahul written this time.

 

Hi Richa,

Don't be scared of me. I can say that you are scared of me because of the way you ran out from the office the last time you read my mail. I know few minutes back you had gone to have coffee. You are thinking how I know this because I can feel you around me. Only once you also start feeling me you will know that I am near to you.

Very near. Just sitting next to you.  I will wait for the night when you start having the same feelings for me.

 

Will always love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

 

Now Richa started thinking was Rahul really in love with her? What he was saying was it true? But how could he know so much about her? How could he say what she was doing and what not? Richa thought let's give a try and see whether Rahul is always in love with her or not. From that night she also started replying to his mail.

 

Hi Richa,

Do you feel bad if I call you gorgeous?

 

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

 

 

Richa's reply:

Yes Rahul. I don't like this word.

You can address me as Richa, isn't it short and simple. And I love my name a lot.

 

Thanks and Regards,

Richa Jain

 

 

Rahul's reply:

Point noted Richa. But when I am happy, excited I would call you with some special name at that time. Tomorrow you have your certification so all the best for that.

 

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

 

Richa was again shocked as to how does he know about her certification. She had never told him. She replied Rahul, Who is the person who is giving you details about me? I had not told you about my certification how do you know it?

 

Thanks and regards,

Richa Jain

 

Rahul replied back to her

 

I know it because I am in front of you. Can't you see me? Can't you feel me close to you? I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it. Do you think your PM will give me all these details?

 

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

 

Richa not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her. Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.

Next day, she went to her PM's desk.

"Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something".

Rohan:- "Sure Richa. Are having any issues?"

Richa:- "No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra."

Rohan was shocked on hearing that name.

Rohan:- "How did you come across this name. Has anyone told you about him?"

Richa:- "No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal

date."

Rohan:- "Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?"

Richa:- "Yes very much. But why do you look shocked?"

Rohan:- "Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you."

Richa was shocked. She didn't know how to react to this.

Rohan:- "If you don't believe me then you can try finding his name in the telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails."

Richa:- "I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can show you in my mailbox."

Rohan:- "Okay Richa I believe you but still I think you should take a break and go home."

 

Richa was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the search page displayed the same message "No matches found for the given search criteria". She could not believe that someone could hack the system and send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.

On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Richa's desk.

 

Rohan:- "I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it."

Richa:- "But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id."

Rohan:- "Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say."

 

She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the same computer which Richa was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Richa had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Richa's system itself.

 

There were no viruses or torjans or any other kind of threats on Richa's system. Her anti-virus was up to date. The whole day was gone in finding a loophole as to how did Richa get such a mail in her mailbox. Richa was tierd from the day's happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that day.

 

The next day when Richa came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn't know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened

the mail. The context of the mail was:-

 

Hi Richa,

 

Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death. I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me. I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office.

 

I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working. My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception. I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having. And finally on that night (20. 10. 07, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death.

Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.

 

But yes if I was alive then also I won't be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we can't be together until your death.

 

Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.

 

Waiting for your death. Love you always.

Rahul Mehra 

 

 

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Beautiful words

Inspiration funny quotes :)

 

1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life......... ...

 

2. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

 

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own.
Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

 

4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us,
What remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

 

5. Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency,
Just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that- that is true richness.

 

6. Heart tells the eyes see less, because you see and I suffer lot.
Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.

 

7. Never change your originality for the sake of others,
Because no one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

 

8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
Now that's what I call Positive Attitude.