Email Timepass: December 2009

बाबा खालिद बंगाली :)

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Weirdest Pictures

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$.,.,.Girls with Tattoos on Body.,.,.$

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Boss aaa Gujarat che.....

Posted by Editor at Thursday, December 24, 2009 comments (0)

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GUJARAT IN THE NEWS !

According to the August 8 report of the National Council of
Applied Economic Research, the richest city in India is now Surat , ahead of Bangalore and Madras , with an average annual household income of Rs 0.45 million (over $11,000 per year).

80 per cent of all diamonds sold anywhere in the world are polished in Surat 's 10,000 diamond units.

The only non-Jews in the Tel Aviv and Jerusalem diamond bourse (stock exchange) are GUJARATI (Not Gujjus..)

Between 2004-5 and 2007-8 Surat 's middle class doubled in size and its poor reduced by a third.

The fifth richest city in India is now Ahmadabad , ahead of Bombay and Delhi , and miles ahead of Calcutta .

The percentage of man-days lost in Gujarat due to labor unrest is 0.42 per cent, the lowest in India .

Of Gujarat 's 18,048 villages, 17,940 have electricity. Under Chief Minister Modi, the face of industrial Gujarat is changing.

The world's largest oil refinery is coming up in Jamnagar . Owned by Reliance, it already refines 660,000 barrels of oil a day and will double that this year.

Thirty per cent of India 's cotton is grown in Gujarat, 40 per cent of India 's art-silk is manufactured in Surat , employing 0.7 million people.

The world's third largest denim manufacturer is Ahmedabad's Arvind Mills.

A KPMG report says 40 per cent of India 's pharmacy industry is based in Gujarat with companies like Torrent, Zydus Cadila, Alembic, Dishman and Sun Pharma.

The state of Gujarat's GDP has been growing at 12 per cent a year for the last 12 years, as fast as China 's.

India's wealthiest man, Mukesh Ambani of Reliance, is Gujarati.

Forbes says he is the world's fifth richest man, worth $43 billion.

Azim Premji of Wipro, is Gujarati. He is the world's 21st richest man, worth $17 billion.

Ten of the 25 richest Indians are Gujarati. Some of the best business communities in India -- Parsis, Jains, Memons, Banias, Khojas and Bohras -- speak Gujarati.

The two great leaders of the subcontinent, the Mahatma and the Quaid, were both Gujaratis from trading communities. One a Bania, the other a Khoja.

Gujaratis number 55 million, five per cent of India's population living on six per cent of surface area, but hold 30 per cent of all Indian stock.

Gujaratis account for 16 per cent of all Indian exports and 17 per cent of GDP.

And I am a Gujarati too...:-)

....... PROUD TO BE
A GUJARATI BUT 1ST PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN(Not a GUJJU ...... as was mentioned in this mail when I got it)...

SNAPSHOT 2010

Posted by Editor at Tuesday, December 22, 2009 comments (0)

Teen Patti
Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ben Kingsley, R Madhavan
Director : Leena Yadav Leena Bajaj
Language : Hindi
Genre : Drama / General.
Banner : Serendipity Films
Release Date : Feb 12 2010

Raajneeti
Cast : Ajay Devgan, Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Viviek Oberoi, Arjun Rampal
Director : Prakash Jha
Producer :
Genre : Drama
Release Date : 28-5-2010

Road to Sangam
Cast : Paresh Rawal, Om Puri, Pawan Malhotra, Javed Sheikh, Swati Chitnis
Director : Amit Rai
Producer : Amit Chheda
Genre : Patriotic
Release Date: Jan 22 2010

Chance Pe Dance
Starring : Shahid Kapur, Arshad Warsi, Genelia Dsouza
Director : Ken Ghosh
Language : Hindi
Genre : Musical / General.
Banner : UTV Motion Pictures
Release Date : Jan 15 2010

Prince
Cast : Vivek Oberoi, Aruna Murty, Nandana Sen, Niroo Singh, Isaiah, Sanjay Kapoor, Dalip Tahil
Director : Kookie V Gulati
Producer : Kumar S Taurani
Release Date: 29-01-2009

Road Movie
Cast: Abhay Deol
Director: Dev Benegal
Release Date: 26-02-2010

Accident On Hill Road
Starring : Farooq Sheikh, Celina Jaitly, Abhimanyu Shekhar Singh
Director : Mahesh Nair
Language : Hindi
Genre : Thriller
Banner : Magna Films
Release Date : Dec 31 2009

Athithi Tum Kab Jaaoge !!!
Cast : Ajay Devgn, Konkana Sen Sharma, Paresh Rawal
Director : Ashwani Dhir
Producer : Kumar Mangat
Genre : Comedy
Release Date : 26-2-2010

Bolo Raam
Starring : Rishi Bhutani, Om Puri, Padmini Kolhapure, Govind Namdeo
Director : Rakesh Chaturvedi
Language : Hindi
Genre : Thriller
Banner : Shree Keshav Films
Release Date : Dec 31 2009

Good Night:
Cast : Vinod Nagpal, Shivam Pradhan, Manish Narang, Abhijeet Banerjee
Director : Geetika Narang
Producer : Geetika Narang, Yasir Abbasi

Hello...Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hain
Starring : Rajpal Yadav, Preeti Mehra, Manoj Joshi, Ketaki Dave
Director : Dileep Shukla
Language : Hindi
Genre : General.
Banner : Emaar Film International Unit
Release Date : Jan 8 2010

Kites
Cast : Hrithik Roshan, Kangana Ranaut, Barbara Mori
Genre: Romance / Action / Thriller
Director: Anurag Basu
Release Date: Apr 16 2010
Banner: Film Kraft

My Name Is Khan
Starring : Shahrukh Khan, Kajol
Director : Karan Johar
Language : Hindi
Genre : Social
Banner : Dharma Productions
Release Date : Feb 12 2010

Pyaar Impossible
Cast: Uday Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, John Abraham, Dino Morea
Producer: Uday Chopra, YRF
Director: Jugal Hansraj
Story: Uday Chopra
Release Date: Jan 8 2010

Raavan
Cast : Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Govinda
Director : Mani Ratnam
Producer :
Genre : Drama
Release Date: 28- 05 -2010

Rann
Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Paresh Rawal, Mohnish Behl
Director : Ram Gopal Varma
Language : Hindi
Genre : General.
Release Date : Jan 22 2010

Red Alert - The War Within
Starring : Sunil Shetty, Sameera Reddy, Ayesha Dharker, Gulshan Grover
Director : Anant Mahadevan
Language : Hindi
Genre : General.
Banner : Star Entertainment Pvt Ltd
Release Date : Jan 15 2010

Veer
Starring : Salman Khan, Mithun Chakraborty, Sohail Khan, Jackie Shroff
Director : Anil Sharma
Story: Salman Khan
Language : Hindi
Genre : General. / Period
Banner : Eros Entertainment, Vijay Galani Moviez
Release Date : Jan 22 2010

Dulha Mil Gaya
Cast : Shah Rukh Khan, Sushmita Sen, Fardeen Khan, Mohit Chada, Johny Lever, Suchitra Pillai, Bina Kak, Tara Sharma, Vivek Vasvani, Howard Rosemeyer, Vivek Vasvani, Anushka Manchanda
Release Date : 8 January 2010
Banner : Insight Productions Pvt. Ltd., Maverick Productions
Presenter : Anuj Saxena
Producer : Vivek Vasvani
Director : Mudassar Aziz
Music Director : Lalit Pandit
Cinematographer : Sunil Patil
Story Writer : Mudassar Aziz, Vivek Vasvani

Toonpur Ka Superhero
Release Date : 19 March 2010
Genre : Children, Family, Animation
Banner : Big Screen Entertainment
Presenter : Eros International
Producer : Kumar Mangat
Director : Kireet Khurana
Cast : Ajay Devgn, Kajol
Music Director : Anu Malik

Funny Leave Applications......Must Read.

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It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. ..........

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)

· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.