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Two moons on 27th August 2010.....

27th Aug 2010 the Whole World is waiting for.............

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons.

The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

(Naughty) Words on Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Dont stay late in office.... very Interesting (Chetan Bhagat)]

Nice and true story for Chetan Bhagat....


Read it when you have time.

Very nice mail for people working late night.  


Richa opened her mail box and saw a new mail from new person


Hi Richa,


I see you every night sitting in the office till very late. Don't you have friends? Don't you feel like talking to your roommate? You should not sit very late in the office, this is a genuine advice from me.



Rahul Mehra


After reading the mail, Richa was very angry on the sender. She simply deleted the mail and said to herself "who is he to give me any advice". She again got back to her work.


After that night, every night Rahul would keep sending her mails and Richa would simply delete them without even reading the content of the mail. But one fine night the subject line attracted her and she had to open the mail.


The subject line of the mail was "Hi Gorgeous".


Hi Gorgeous,


Yes today you are looking very gorgeous in this red saree. I know you don't read my mails as you don't like the advices I give you. 

So today I won't give you any advice, I will just say that I am love with you.  You know you are very beautiful and if you take care of yourself many men will fall in love with you.

I am sure someday you will also fall in love with me. And then we will go out for a date.


Oh before I end the mail I must tell you that the best thing about is that smile. Or is it those intense which needs some sleep at the moment.


Take care dear.

Love you.

Rahul Mehra.


After reading the mail she was shocked. A person she had never met, never seen, never spoke to was saying that he was in love with her. She started thinking was this always in his mind. How did he get her id? Where had he seen her? Many questions like this came in her mind. Finally she thought of giving a warning and replied to his mail.


Hi Rahul,

I don't want to spoil your career but if you don't stop sending me mails I will raise an ASHI against you.


Thanks and Regards,

Richa Jain


After this mail, the mails from Rahul stopped coming in Richa's inbox. She thought that finally Rahul has got scared and won't be mailing her again.


After several nights, Richa was resting on her chair and her eyes closed. When she opened her eyes she saw Rahul's mail in her mailbox.


Hi Gorgeous,

With your closed eyes you were dreaming about me, right? Oh sorry for not sending any mails in the last few days.

I was a little busy. I am sure you would have missed me a lot. 

One more thing before I forget I want to say that I am not scared of ASHI. An ASHI can't be a reason to stop loving you.


Love you.

Rahul Mehra


Richa was twisting her hair and putting them behind her ears. At that moment itself another mail came from Rahul,


 Hi Gorgeous,

Now stop playing with your hair and leave the office, it is very late.



Rahul Mehra


 Richa was shocked as to how did this person know what she was doing on her desk. She got up to check whether anyone was there in her floor but could find only empty cubicles. She thought maybe he made a wild guess and decided to leave the office before leaving she saw another mail from Rahul.


Hi Richa,

Searching for me??? You have started falling in love with me. J


Love you.

Rahul Mehra


Richa was shocked and scared to hell. She simply switched off her machine and ran outside the office. In the next few days she would not open any mails sent by Rahul. One night a mail with subject line "Don't be scared of me" came to her mailbox. First she thought to ignore the mail then she thought let's see what has Rahul written this time.


Hi Richa,

Don't be scared of me. I can say that you are scared of me because of the way you ran out from the office the last time you read my mail. I know few minutes back you had gone to have coffee. You are thinking how I know this because I can feel you around me. Only once you also start feeling me you will know that I am near to you.

Very near. Just sitting next to you.  I will wait for the night when you start having the same feelings for me.


Will always love you.

Rahul Mehra



Now Richa started thinking was Rahul really in love with her? What he was saying was it true? But how could he know so much about her? How could he say what she was doing and what not? Richa thought let's give a try and see whether Rahul is always in love with her or not. From that night she also started replying to his mail.


Hi Richa,

Do you feel bad if I call you gorgeous?


Love you.

Rahul Mehra




Richa's reply:

Yes Rahul. I don't like this word.

You can address me as Richa, isn't it short and simple. And I love my name a lot.


Thanks and Regards,

Richa Jain



Rahul's reply:

Point noted Richa. But when I am happy, excited I would call you with some special name at that time. Tomorrow you have your certification so all the best for that.


Love you.

Rahul Mehra



Richa was again shocked as to how does he know about her certification. She had never told him. She replied Rahul, Who is the person who is giving you details about me? I had not told you about my certification how do you know it?


Thanks and regards,

Richa Jain


Rahul replied back to her


I know it because I am in front of you. Can't you see me? Can't you feel me close to you? I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it. Do you think your PM will give me all these details?


Love you.

Rahul Mehra


Richa not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her. Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.

Next day, she went to her PM's desk.

"Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something".

Rohan:- "Sure Richa. Are having any issues?"

Richa:- "No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra."

Rohan was shocked on hearing that name.

Rohan:- "How did you come across this name. Has anyone told you about him?"

Richa:- "No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal


Rohan:- "Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?"

Richa:- "Yes very much. But why do you look shocked?"

Rohan:- "Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you."

Richa was shocked. She didn't know how to react to this.

Rohan:- "If you don't believe me then you can try finding his name in the telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails."

Richa:- "I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can show you in my mailbox."

Rohan:- "Okay Richa I believe you but still I think you should take a break and go home."


Richa was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the search page displayed the same message "No matches found for the given search criteria". She could not believe that someone could hack the system and send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.

On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Richa's desk.


Rohan:- "I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it."

Richa:- "But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id."

Rohan:- "Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say."


She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the same computer which Richa was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Richa had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Richa's system itself.


There were no viruses or torjans or any other kind of threats on Richa's system. Her anti-virus was up to date. The whole day was gone in finding a loophole as to how did Richa get such a mail in her mailbox. Richa was tierd from the day's happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that day.


The next day when Richa came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn't know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened

the mail. The context of the mail was:-


Hi Richa,


Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death. I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me. I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office.


I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working. My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception. I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having. And finally on that night (20. 10. 07, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death.

Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.


But yes if I was alive then also I won't be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we can't be together until your death.


Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.


Waiting for your death. Love you always.

Rahul Mehra 




Some love stories have ghost in it



Just for an extra bedroom... a good read

Dear Friends,

I Received a very touching article from a friend. Enjoy reading it.

Every person those who r far away from their parents for jobs should have to read this heart touching mail!!!
A Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true.
Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India.
My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.
I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.
Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate.
In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA.
My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing.
After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.
Every year I decide to go to India But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children.
After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA...
My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India... My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.
Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India... I had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.
Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode.
Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this?
My father, even after staying in India,
Had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more.
I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.
Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing. This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.
Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them.
But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?'
I am still searching for an answer...... ......... ..!!!

Kind Regards

A Well Wisher


{Me Punekar} ****Puneri @ Khadda****

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