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Boss aaa Gujarat che.....



According to the August 8 report of the National Council of
Applied Economic Research, the richest city in India is now Surat , ahead of Bangalore and Madras , with an average annual household income of Rs 0.45 million (over  $11,000 per year).

80 per cent of all diamonds sold anywhere in the world are polished in Surat 's 10,000 diamond units.

The only non-Jews in the Tel Aviv and Jerusalem diamond bourse (stock exchange)  are
GUJARATI (Not Gujjus..)

Between 2004-5 and 2007-8 Surat 's middle class doubled in size and its poor reduced by a third.

The fifth richest city in India is now Ahmadabad , ahead of Bombay and Delhi , and miles ahead of Calcutta .

The percentage of man-days lost in Gujarat due to labor unrest is 0.42 per cent, the lowest in India .

Of Gujarat 's 18,048 villages, 17,940 have electricity.  Under Chief Minister Modi, the face of industrial Gujarat is changing.

The world's largest oil refinery is coming up in Jamnagar . Owned by Reliance, it already refines 660,000 barrels of oil a day and will double that this year.

Thirty per cent of India 's cotton is grown in Gujarat, 40 per cent of India 's art-silk is manufactured in Surat , employing 0.7 million people.

The world's third largest denim manufacturer is Ahmedabad's  Arvind Mills.

A KPMG report says 40 per cent of India 's pharmacy industry is based in Gujarat with companies like Torrent, Zydus Cadila, Alembic, Dishman and Sun Pharma.

The state of Gujarat's GDP has been growing at 12 per cent a year for the last 12 years, as fast as China 's.

India's wealthiest man, Mukesh Ambani of Reliance, is Gujarati.

Forbes says he is the world's fifth richest man, worth $43 billion.

Azim Premji of Wipro, is Gujarati. He is the world's 21st richest man, worth $17 billion.

Ten of the 25 richest Indians are Gujarati.  Some of the best business communities in India -- Parsis, Jains, Memons, Banias, Khojas and Bohras -- speak Gujarati.

The two great leaders of the subcontinent, the Mahatma and the Quaid, were both Gujaratis from trading communities.  One a Bania, the other a Khoja.

Gujaratis number 55 million, five per cent of India's population living on six per cent of surface area, but hold 30 per cent of all Indian stock.

Gujaratis account for 16 per cent of all Indian exports and 17 per cent of GDP.

And I am a Gujarati too...:-)

....... PROUD TO BE

(Not a GUJJU ...... as was mentioned in this mail when I got it)...


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Teen Patti

Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ben Kingsley, R Madhavan    

Director : Leena Yadav   Leena Bajaj    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : Drama / General.  

Banner : Serendipity Films  

Release Date : Feb 12 2010  



Cast : Ajay Devgan, Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Viviek Oberoi, Arjun Rampal

Director : Prakash Jha

Producer :  

Genre : Drama

Release Date : 28-5-2010


Road to Sangam

Cast : Paresh Rawal, Om Puri, Pawan Malhotra, Javed Sheikh, Swati Chitnis

Director : Amit Rai

Producer : Amit Chheda

Genre : Patriotic

Release Date: Jan 22 2010


Chance Pe Dance  

Starring : Shahid Kapur, Arshad Warsi, Genelia Dsouza    

Director : Ken Ghosh    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : Musical / General.  

Banner : UTV Motion Pictures  

Release Date : Jan 15 2010  



Cast : Vivek Oberoi, Aruna Murty, Nandana Sen, Niroo Singh, Isaiah, Sanjay Kapoor, Dalip Tahil  

Director : Kookie V Gulati

Producer : Kumar S Taurani

Release Date: 29-01-2009


Road Movie

Cast: Abhay Deol

Director: Dev Benegal

Release Date: 26-02-2010

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Accident On Hill Road    

Starring : Farooq Sheikh, Celina Jaitly, Abhimanyu Shekhar Singh    

Director : Mahesh Nair    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : Thriller  

Banner : Magna Films  

Release Date : Dec 31 2009


Athithi Tum Kab Jaaoge !!!

Cast : Ajay Devgn, Konkana Sen Sharma, Paresh Rawal

Director : Ashwani Dhir

Producer : Kumar Mangat

Genre : Comedy

Release Date : 26-2-2010

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Bolo Raam

Starring : Rishi Bhutani, Om Puri, Padmini Kolhapure, Govind Namdeo  

Director : Rakesh Chaturvedi    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : Thriller  

Banner : Shree Keshav Films  

Release Date : Dec 31 2009

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Good Night:

Cast : Vinod Nagpal, Shivam Pradhan, Manish Narang, Abhijeet Banerjee

Director : Geetika Narang

Producer : Geetika Narang, Yasir Abbasi

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Hello...Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hain  

Starring : Rajpal Yadav, Preeti Mehra, Manoj Joshi, Ketaki Dave  

Director : Dileep Shukla    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : General.

 Banner : Emaar Film International Unit  

Release Date : Jan 8 2010



Cast : Hrithik Roshan, Kangana Ranaut, Barbara Mori

Genre: Romance / Action / Thriller

Director: Anurag Basu

Release Date: Apr 16 2010

Banner: Film Kraft

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My Name Is Khan

Starring : Shahrukh Khan, Kajol

Director : Karan Johar    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : Social  

Banner : Dharma Productions  

Release Date : Feb 12 2010  

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Pyaar Impossible

Cast: Uday Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, John Abraham, Dino Morea

Producer: Uday Chopra, YRF

Director: Jugal Hansraj

Story: Uday Chopra

Release Date: Jan 8 2010



Cast : Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Govinda

Director : Mani Ratnam

Producer :  

Genre : Drama

Release Date: 28- 05 -2010



Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Paresh Rawal, Mohnish Behl

Director : Ram Gopal Varma    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : General.  

Release Date : Jan 22 2010

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Red Alert - The War Within

Starring : Sunil Shetty, Sameera Reddy, Ayesha Dharker, Gulshan Grover  

Director : Anant Mahadevan    

Language : Hindi  

Genre : General.  

Banner : Star Entertainment Pvt Ltd  

Release Date : Jan 15 2010



Starring : Salman Khan, Mithun Chakraborty, Sohail Khan, Jackie Shroff  

Director : Anil Sharma

Story: Salman Khan  

Language : Hindi  

Genre : General. / Period  

Banner : Eros Entertainment, Vijay Galani Moviez  

Release Date : Jan 22 2010  


Dulha Mil Gaya

Cast :    Shah Rukh Khan, Sushmita Sen, Fardeen Khan, Mohit Chada, Johny Lever, Suchitra Pillai, Bina Kak, Tara Sharma, Vivek Vasvani, Howard Rosemeyer, Vivek Vasvani, Anushka Manchanda

Release Date :   8 January 2010  

Banner :    Insight Productions Pvt. Ltd., Maverick Productions

Presenter :    Anuj Saxena

Producer :    Vivek Vasvani

Director :    Mudassar Aziz

Music Director :    Lalit Pandit

Cinematographer :    Sunil Patil

Story Writer :    Mudassar Aziz, Vivek Vasvani


Toonpur Ka Superhero

Release Date :   19 March 2010  

Genre :    Children, Family, Animation      

Banner :    Big Screen Entertainment

Presenter :    Eros International

Producer :    Kumar Mangat  

Director :    Kireet Khurana

Cast :    Ajay Devgn, Kajol

Music Director :  Anu Malik

Funny Leave Applications......Must Read.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. ..........

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: 

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.


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Sachin Haldankar.

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