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ONE LINERS FROM A LOVING HUSBAND...

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A classic, always fun to read it again

Red Skelton was an old timers' favourite. His humour was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A rerun of great one liner's from the man who was known for his clean humour. I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more.

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
 Little beverage, good food and companionship
 She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
 
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
 Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .
 
3. I take my wife everywhere....
 but she keeps finding her way back.
 
4... I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
 "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
 So I suggested the kitchen.
 
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
 to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
 
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
 
8.. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
 Then the mud fell off.
 
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
 For the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
 
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
 first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
 I don't like to interrupt her.

 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

 Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it. Those were the good old days when humour didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.

And he always ended his programs with the words, "God Bless."

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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA:

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA:

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA!
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And the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA!!!  That is ammchi GOA…. ha

 

 

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A Girl turning into a Woman- Witnessed transformation

 

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Emma Watson is mainly known for her role of Hermione, a close friend of the main character in «Harry Potter». 
That's how she looked in the distant year 2000, but time is not standing and now from the ugly duckling she turned into a beautiful swan. Let's see how she changed.